Do you like music? I mean, most people do right? You’ll be one surely. Hey, I love music, utterly adore it. Or rather, I did before spending time here. The music is incessant. From the moment you get up to the point you go to bed, you will be subjected to the same bloody tunes on a loop, blasted so it doesn’t matter where you might be in reception - at the bar, by the outdoor bar, by the pool… walking down the road 100s of metres away, you’d better accept that you will hear it. Now, that might be right up your street. Kudos if it is, you’ll absolutely love this place, though I know without meeting you that you’ll hate the breakfast and will grumble that your lack of a full English is some form of EU revenge at us taking back control… I digress. If you want a quieter time, this is not the place for you. It was a shame, as pretty much everything else was fine. The pool area is nice, breakfast is very basic but did the job, staff are very friendly. But when you land in Kefalos you soon realise it’s not Ayia Napa or Faliraki, so why this place wants to pump out tunes as if it’s some boomer version of an 18-30s place I know not. And whilst pretty much everything else was fine, honourable exception goes to the pillows. If you hate the feel of feathers or memory foam but love the feel of brick or concrete, look no further than these bad boys! Hey, if you hate the music like we did you can always use one to smash a speaker to smithereens…
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