더 템스 호텔(The Thames Hotel)

Last minute booking for 1 night. Arrived (at around 7:30pm) and rang the reception bell twice. Then asked the bar staff if someone was available to check us in. Receptionist finally came and was attentive. Room was basic and dated and the spring mattress wasn’t the comfiest, but it was fine for 1 night. The worst part was the noise from the guy next door. There was the sound of an extractor fan all night and we were able to hear his full phone conversation. Not only that, but woken by all 4 of his visits to the loo throughout the night! Was also woken by people in the corridor talking loudly at around 3am, so a pretty disturbed night. The best part was the view of the river in the morning.

A visit back to the 90s. Incredibly dated with a beer soaked carpet aroma throughout. There was no warm water for the shower in the morning. Was woken up at 1am with god knows who coming back and having their tv on too loud... the rooms are so close that you hear everything. The TV was relatively new and decent, and the bedding all clean. Had a peroni in the bar... people sat in silence with no background music, so i was kiterally listening to the old guy at the end of the bar sucking his false teeth around his mouth.

Very friendly staff - very pleased with our stay. Good value for money - wonderful location. Will definitely revisit and recommend.

very convenient location and good parking facilities, surprised there was no breakfast on offer. would have been nice to have some soap in the bathroom rathe than having to wash my hands with shower gel.

The hotel is in a perfect spot overlooking the Thames in Taplow. The staff were lovely and although we only had a drink in the bar and 1 overnight stay, they were very chatty and friendly. On entering the hotel it's a bit dated but the room was very spacious and clean. The only issue was the bed! The hardest mattress I've ever not slept on! A real shame as it's very convenient for where my daughter has moved to but wouldn't risk it again.

Dated hotel with parking, don't do a breakfast. Stairs are a killer if your on top floor. Girl on reception was very good. Bang average.

DO NOT BOOK THIS HOTEL TOTALLY UNFIT FOR PURPOSE. Cold, damp, smelly, sticky menus, absent food from menu, uncaring staff and owner, the list goes on. We checked-out before we became sick from the cold rooms and damp conditions let alone the cold water from bathroom.

Thé location was great but there wasn’t a lift and the TV was difficult to operate. Instructions would have been most welcome. .

Hotel is old and looking tired. Needs a complete facelift. There was no hot food for breakfast, when I emailed the hotel to inquire about the price and time of breakfast I got no reply from them. Have stayed here a few times now but will not book again.