Check-in was sloooow. Phone customers take priority. Maybe because this used to be the HQ of Southwestern Bell. That's actually a plus. One of the cool things about my stay. Everything was telephone-themed. I liked it. My accessible room was on the 4th floor. I was greeted at the door with the flames of Hades. There was no way to cool the room. The only option on the thermostat was "Less Hellish." It was ineffective. I immediately sought relief from what appeared to be a functioning window. Alas, functionality was nowhere to be found. Despite the unlocked latch on top and the handles on the bottom, the actual window would not budge. No chance of cool, fresh air here. It was dark then, but see the attached panoramic beauty that was my view. Not that I cared. After a night out, the temp was less volcanic, and I managed a bit of sleep with the help of the fan I brought with me. As a rule, I sleep as late as I can to take advantage of the included brekkie. It was 7-10 am here, so I rose at 9:00, and hit the buffet at 9:20 to find no coffee, and no clean plates. The food looked good. By 9:40, I had 'coffee' and a saucer. The quotes aroud the word coffe will suffice. As to the """""FOOD'"""" No, it f'ing wasn't. I shat better the night before. To be fair, this only reflects on the "hot (NOT EVEN CLOSE) food. Wi-Fi was Lo-Fi. While others complain about the parking, I thought it was fair for DT HOU. Valet was in line, and self-parking was close.
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