인버로키 캐슬 호텔(Inverlochy Castle Hotel)

收費四五英鎊每晚的價格起步…這是一家位於蘇格蘭高地屬於西邊的古堡酒店。從公共區域的角度來看都做得很好，無可挑剔。但從客房的角度來看…性價比就顯而易見地超低了。設施陳舊就不在話下了，要求一個加濕器…竟然來了一台二十年前出品的吹風機，嘈得完全沒法接受之餘，還完全沒有加濕的效果。淋浴間對客人的體型是有非常嚴格要求的，而且個人覺得水壓是可以有再進一步的提升以及改善空間的。值得稱讚的一點是浴室裏的洗髮水、護髮素、沐浴露和肥皂…都有兩個球皇室認證，質量也是扛扛的。洗臉盆的冷熱水裝置是傳統分離式的，就是那種你要不就冷水、要不就熱水，反正就不能是温水。客房內的沙發是布藝，弊端就是你看不見是否帶蝨子、是否乾淨，反正就是舊得讓人根本不想去坐它。地毯不起毛，意思就是説 “很有年代感”。好了，講一下公共區域部分吧：餐廳出品還是相當有水準的，有米其林的標準，不管是正餐還是早餐…都相當不錯，唯獨咖啡的質量欠佳。服務人員熱情、有禮、待客認真、臉帶微笑。室內公共區域裏有好幾個休閑的會客廳連餐廳，都極盡豪華、舒適、寫意、安逸，沒什麼可挑剔的了。室外的樹林、小徑都有為數不少的面積 “嚴重” 有待改善，例如：綠化工程等。最後補充一點：停車是免費的，畢竟業主Mr. Chai是一個東南亞籍的華人，古堡的地皮有5000英畝的佔地面積…如果停車還要收費的話…那也太摳門兒了吧。總的來説…你可以説它是古歐洲風，但個人覺得古歐洲風不一定就不需要更新或者刷新設施與傢俱吧。尤其那麼大的佔地面積，如果在綠化方面做得欠佳的話…那實在是應了一句老話 “金玉其外，敗絮其中”。

Enchanting place. The room was beautiful, wonderful afternoon tea and the dinner was very good. Not the best restaurant I’ve been in Scotland, but very good. The hotel outdoors were very beautiful as well, not to mention the place’s history. The only thing is that in our last day of stay there was going to be a wedding. So the things became a little bit messy. But I gave it a 5 stars because besides that we had a wonderful stay.

I came for Sunday lunch in the lounge. The lounge was lovely but disappointingly the food was only OK - nothing to really write home about - unexceptional food from a very limited menu. There were just things like soup, sausage roll, toasted sandwich, burger, chips, etc, all at 5 star pricing. The staff members however were all without exception absolutely top notch, very helpful and friendly. Unfortunately I can't really recommend the lounge menu.

Such an absolutely charming hotel in the highlands! True luxury experience with stunning common areas and beyond excellent food! Make sure to book the clay pigeon shooting experience with crombie clay as our guide was so fun and engaging.

We attended a fabulous demo & lunch by renowned Michelin star chef Michel Roux Jnr. The event was well organised, highly staffed and very enjoyable. 40 guests enjoyed watching Michel demo a couple of simple dishes while telling a few anecdotes about his late father and his culinary career. After the demo, we all retired to the beautiful restaurant and Michel served our 2 course lunch. A real treat...

This is a real tough of luxury in Highland Scotland. We stayed for two nights in the "Queen Suite". Our room had a very comfortable four poster bed, dressing table, sofa and chairs, a table and chairs, loads of wardrobe space and a chaise longue! A separate bathroom had two sinks, a shower for two (separate heads) and a roll-top bath. I almost kept losing stuff in the room because there was literally too many places to put down phone, keys, etc. A real wow room. The food was delicious. The deal we booked was based on dining on the tasting menu as overseen by Michel Roux. I also opted for the wine pairing. Food was delicious and well presented. It was a really nice touch to get souvenir (wax sealed) menus to remind ourselves what we were eating. The location was great. Despite just being off the main road, the hotel was blissfully quiet. The service is really good too. Staff are always ready to help and it felt like they knew us and treated us as special throughout our stay. From that welcome at the drop off point (can I take your luggage sir) through to departure, nothing is took much. Special mention to Caitlin who seemed to work all the time!

Gorgeous hotel with superb service. We stayed here for two nights and it was so lovely. We opted out of the dinner experience and had a wonderful dinner by the fire. It was perfect. We had a great time in the billiards room playing snooker, unfortunately, it was raining and we did not get to go shooting. I would definitely stay here again. The attention to customer service is 5 stars.

Thanks to Jane and her excellent team, great stay as always, we stayed in Queens suite such a beautiful room and a view to match 🥰 Food was amazing as always and great service from all the staff. Looking forward to returning soon ❤️

This hotel was amazing in so many ways, we had a lovely stay and hoped we could have stayed longer! Service and staff: 5/5, excellent service that went above and beyond, incredibly approachable and extremely professional staff. Room and hotel areas: 5/5, amazing pieces of decoration, all very well maintained and a joy for the eyes to watch. The bathroom was amazing, absolutely loved it, and all common rooms were incredible. Food: 4/5, I’m just very judgmental about food, I love food and growing up in Peru I’ve always eaten excellent food with amazing flavors. Some combinations were not as good as I had expected so I’m taking 1 point there. All in all very pleasant stay, we hope we’re able to come back for a longer stay soon!