Situated in the classy 'scumville' area of the town, the hotel nestles comfortably in a run-down industrial estate. Car parking is a delightful sub-basement which doubles as a building supplies store and public toilet, secured with a gate made of the finest air. The room featured a number of blown lightbulbs, and an aromatic bathroom whose odour was redolent with the perfumes of open drains and organic decomposition. The wi-fi was free - so free, in fact, that it had escaped to some far corner of the building leaving us with nothing but 'unable to connect' messages. Upon arrival, when enquiring about food, we were told that there was a pizzeria across the road. Highly recommended as a place to stay if the local crack-den has just been raided.
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