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2024년 3월 15일
The place smells like a Reno...uh, *entertainment club*.
There is not a single wall in the hallways that does not have blotchy paint.
There is not a single room door that doesn't have bizarre chipping paint that's been painted over.
The carpets have clearly been trampled by elephants daily for at least four decades. The subflooring is lumpy and uneven.
Bathroom wooden fixtures are chipped and splintered. Like, not in an aging way, but in a decaying way.
There is a bottle opener attached to the wall in the bathroom that is covered in so many layers of filth it looks like it belongs in an alley in downtown Spokane.
I'm glad I got a 2 bed room because the first bed had blood stained sheets.
Thermostat locked at min of 68, temp reading 65 on outside wall unit... temp at bed more like 75. No way to open window. No hope of reducing temp. Compounding French lady of the night smells.
Channel guide channel numbers do not match tv channel numbers.
Drawers don't line up so you have to jimmy drawer to get it to close.
Blackout Curtains stained. Don't fully close without massive MacGyvering. Perfect angle from street light to eye.
I *dare you* to trust the Keurig.
I dare you to trust the "Clean Remote"...
Or the phone...
Or the light switches.
And I certainly wouldn't walk around barefoot in your room.
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